Things you didn’t know about rats

1. Once you pull the pin, Mr. Rat is no longer your friend.
2. When their whiskers wiggle, it’s because they’re trying to read your thoughts.
3. Rats laugh, but they never sing alone.
4. They prefer to duet.
5. Unlesss they can get a quartet together.
6. Rats have a genetic memory that enables them to mime from birth.
7. Rats would have evolved thumbs and taken over the world, but it’s against their religion.
8. A rat dies every time you say “I don’t believe in rats”.
9. Rats are too intelligent to get into a fight with Bruce Schnieier over security. They don’t buy hard drives with linear encryption either.
10. Rats like listening to David Byrne.