Eyedrops

Does this sound familiar to you?

Me: OK I'll hold you here...
Oreo: The hell you will! *FLAIL*
ME: Holds still!
Oreo: [rotating 108 degrees inside her own skin]
Me: It's for your own good!
Oreo: [Attempts to climb out of her own arsehole]
Me: It won't hurt!
Oreo: [Blinking madly]
Me: I think some possibly went in 
Oreo: [Climbs into her nest and glares]
Me: Have a treat?
Trudy: leans in from out of shot, grabs the treat and runs off.
Me: …
Oreo: Even if you had another, there’s no way I’m getting out of this nest ever again.